Don't do that

Thought Process

Jack of all trades,
king of none

Information

Not very cool,
Not trying anymore

just curious, happy like shit means what ah.

1. does it mean i'm so unhappy that it is comparable to shit? OR

2. is it i'm so happy that no more good words can describe so i use a swear word to make it sound like i'm so happy i could swear like siao.

hmm. i'm trying to figure it out.

i really shouldn't be blogging now.
yupp. afterall it's 11 plus and i have crappy science exams which everyone ALREADY mugged for and probably sleeping. HEE. i just read through crap notes and then thats it. :D
i have to retake PFT. GRR. i was supposed to run the 2.4km today but it was RAINING. argh. so i have to retake everything cause it was more than 2 weeks difference. so annoying. can't believe it man. then must miss class party to go do something that i hate. D:
GRR.

hiatus never works on me. grr.
nevermind. i didn't really expect to work. >:(
just finished the 'know your school rules quiz'. i bet i scored quite high lah. i'm a guai kia so sure to get 20 plus one. :D common sense what. whats good means it's the answer mah. i think. heehee.
and i print out the bio paper. printed extra for eunice in case she panics and doesn't bring as usual. :P well, i was in printer mode. blah.
so school was boring, as it always was. except for the truth or dare games that were supposingly the most perky thing. blahblah. pw was slacking. eh, but today mrs seetoh was teaching. ): no free slacking time. and she was teaching in criteria. then she went on to discuss our criteria of a husband. huh. then of cause everyone excited lah. hah. and joy, with her LOUD voice, kept shouting "INCOME!" haha. monday's the best day of the week, and i feel so bored already. i don't think i want to know what will happen for the entire week man.
SO SIAN

i can't view my own tagboard. mannn.
error 403? what's that. i'm ignorant. more like techno-phobic. :D
anyway. pft was bad. BAD. unfit loh. too bad for me.
i forgot what i wanted to post. ahh... can't recall.
oh yeah! my dream recently. people with dreams are so smart that their brains think in the night. hmm, smart me. alright, back to the dream.

started with this malay girl. young girl. married an indian man. okay. so her husband owns this grocery shop. those that sell rice and biscuits and maybe dried fish. yah. so she works very hard. and her husband is abusive. well, so one day the husband kind of thought she got another man. somehow he chased her until a condominum on a hill.
this is where i come in. i was passing that hill. i don't know after what lah. I WAS WITH CINDY. yeah. cindy, karate black belt. she was wearing blue shirt and sling bag. opposite the condo got orange and blue school. and a bus stop. a school and a bus stop on a hill. uhh. alright.
so we went into the condo's carpark. the carpark is as big as a shopping center's one. huge lah. then me and cindy heard screaming. so we turn and we saw the man chasing the girl. the man saw us and then he started chasing us with a chopper. like woah, agressive. so me and cindy, run lah. like duh. you don't want to be live human chop. then the carpark got spiral staircase. finally smart cindy got us out of there. we wanted to go out by the condo's side gate. so cindy went out and i realised i forgot my bag.
me: wheres my bag?! shit, i left it inside.
cindy: whatever.
me: i go take ah. hold on. -turns-
then suddenly got about 5 policeman come chasing after me. and they handcuffed me. "why you using the side gate?" than i told cindy to run. "RUN!"
the dream was mad. like police will handcuff you for using side gate meh? and somemore i was with cindy! woah. haha. huge risk. anyway i woke up so i don't know if cindy got away. haha.
i dream in colour(:

this is NOT an emo post.
my math is like shit lah.
i'm so disappointed.
i got 5/10 for the online math test.
it's okay if i didn't try. but i tried so hard. it's the hardest i ever tried for an exam. even PSLE i also never go check like xiao.
oh well. my self esteem just broke.
my math seriously just can't make it. ):
how come other people can just look at the problem and solve. i look at the problem then see numbers and letters only. you know how annoying is that. is like looking at a foreign language. trying to get it but you can't. okay, maybe you can. but i can't. i can never ever grasp math. huh.
ahh. feeling so disappointed! if it's science i probably wouldn't care but it's MATH. i have to study math for the rest of my life. hah. i pity accountants. :D they do math for a living. who would want this kind of job? :P heehee.
it's kind of funny.

hah. home econs.
i probably got 0/3 for cleaniness. when she checked at 10.15 my sink was like overwhelming with unwashed dishes lah. like so much until come out of the sink. and i made a stupid mistake. used the wrong cutting board. cross contamination. like OOPS. i'm not a pro you know. but it turned out quite well. at least the kitchen didn't like catch fire and i didn't catch fire. uhh.
i'm eating a tub of reverso flavoured ice cream. shiok lah. i haven't eaten ice cream in say 3 months. yupp. simply cause i don't like it. eat too much get over sweet. but i am sacrifice myself cause no one in my family likes ice cream. and you know everyone thinks the YOUNGEST eats the ice cream. and i don't exactly like it loh. just eat and stuff. lucky it's cold. if not i'll probably never eat it. :D i think i ate 1/3 of the tub. feeling over sugared and sick. STOP.
i think reuby's going to buy me a thumbdrive :D after all he owes me. HAH.
yay.

i don't know why people say i'm emo. huh?
ooh. at least i don't cut wrists and cry my heart out. or neither am i a great fan of my chemical romance which i feel is a little SCARY. i like the ghost of you though. which is OUT of the point. i don't like err, write poems on walls with my own blood saying i wish to be dead or i love hell or whatever. waste blood only! and besides i love my life. everything about it. well, of cause not everything lah. if i can choose my life, there would be like a 100 over things changed. like i probably won't go mg, i would live in the east, go east coast park every week, get a younger brother... blahblah. you know you just can't be contented what. :P human nature. but i probably won't wish for more money cause i would become spoiled. nah, i'll skip that. :D heehee. i'm happy as it should be. :D
so support blackmore for swimmeet tomorrow! although i'm going to betray and move to olson for a while, but STILL.
HEE(:

i scratched off almost my entire flakey scab during project work. :P oops. too itchy. lacking of self control. haha. for project work we were slacking cause being hardworking, we were the first to finish! and got commended lah. so we just shake leg, play minesweeper and group bonding loh. we were playing "reveal your inner self" like secrets and all. so we just crapped loh. and then before that during recess, we played murderer and detective. jessica kept being the murderer and jean the detective. play till the teacher from 1e came to scold us. haha. and laoshi gave us back the chinese paper. i passed SURPRISINGLY. i didn't study so i first section - writing the words, uhh, got 1/5. oops. then close passage i got 6 and full marks for comprehension. not bad already lah. if i learnt the words then can get 16. but i also don't mind. no regrets(: but my father is going to make me write the 8 words i got wrong again. NOOOO! no way.
and i am saving up money to buy my blades. :D and christie is saving up for a bike! maybe during june we can go bukit batok nature park to cycle. :D yeah
can't wait.

my cut is healing! yay. and it itches so badly. owww. i don't wanna have a scar so i guess i'll resort to tying up my hands at night. cause i might unconsiously scratch. D: and at the good friday service, reuby told this boy that i got bitten by a dog. and i told him NO. "i fell down in the toilet." and he BELIEVED. lol. and reuby went to tell his cell leader that a dog bit me. and she went "YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG LAH. don't come trick me" ahah. FAILED! (: then he tried explaining that a wild dog bit me. haha. didn't work. :DD
i'm feeling super accomplished. cause i'm almost done with home econs. left with reflections. and i'm almost done with project work. CHRISTIE has not sent me. so slack. now i have to wait for her. SERIOUSLY. nevermind, the teacher scold her, not me. (: tahah. heck. it's a dog eat dog world. haha. (: dogs. you know chinese people in china eat dogs? fresh from market. cool right? ahah. my father always eats it in china. it keeps you warms. red colour. don't know if it's sauce or blood. hee. and rabbit too. rabbit soup taste good. :P no offence to pet lovers. i'm not exactly animal friendly. :D OOPS. the meat is softer than chicken. TAHAH. yumm. the next time i go china i'll eat it again. (: heeheee.
TRY IT.

DO PEOPLE NOT GET WHAT IS TRIPPING OVER AN ACORN?
no, i'm not angry. i just find it weird. some people say i fell in toilet, then got roll down the staircase, then don't know what lah. I FELL OVER AN ACORN. okay. the truth. fell onto the floor. as in floor floor and not toilet floor. as in concrete floor. yupp.

so today we got back our disastrous physics marks. it's true that girls are worse at physics. D: everyone thinks i get very high cause my rank went up but it's actually the class standard dropping lah. aiyo. last time i got last position, then now i got like 11 positions up so its like the 23rd or 24th which is not good, so i don't see why people think i got high marks. haha. think so highly. :D tahah. and geography was free period so we sang the cindy song. and i realised weiran is officially mad. she a fisherman. like man fisher. okay, nevermind. haha. so wrong. and i'm so going to flunk chinese. argh. didn't study. :D

off to do math test and project work!

hah. back from the doctor. hmm. i'm not physically sick. i'm mentally and emotionally depressed.
this is depressing.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!

tahaha! i feel funny. HAH. reuby and me managed to trick pa into thinking there's something on his hair. and he was like "WHERE?!" mwahahah! i feel so happy. :P
and i went to east coast after church! yeah. to blade lah. as usual. and i FELL. yupp. and i don't feel unhappy at all. i went to the doctor and now my whole knee is wrapped up. lucky my skirt is long. comes in handy. I LOVE BLADING! yeah. you know how i fell. i was in dreamland. so i glided big steps and whoalah. TRIPPED OVER AN ACORN. seriously. reuby tripped over it but he still could blade on. i tripped and broke my fall with my knee like 5 years ago. now both my knees are going to be scarred cause of blading. but i love blading. i'm never going to stop blading. :DD maybe i wear those sweaty knee guard loh. NO WAY ACTUALLY. :P tahaha!

and at the beginning when we started blading, we taught this little sweaty boy to blade. can you believe his parents went to cycle and abandoned him? D: whats with parents nowadays. HMM. every few steps he fell. and reuby kept pulling him up and then he rolled down the slope. haha. and one time reuby left him to fall cause he didn't want to fall with him. MEANO. but he kept making this crying face and then we said byebye to him anyway

after blading for 1hour my thigh muscle began to hurt and my feet got blisters. then i thought nevermind. and then plak on the floor. MAN. so suay. and this angmoh lady was like "poor thing! it must have hurt!" i found that funny. :D and i roller bladed back with my bloody knee and this little boy got scared. i found that amusing too. :P scaring people is fun.

MAYBE I"LL BRING A LIZARD TOMORROW EUNICE (AND TESSA) :P