Thought Process
Jack of all trades,
king of none
Information
Not very cool,
Not trying anymore
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Went down to Orchard with the parents to view (ugly) christmas lights.
Huge jam so mum and I decide to play a 'game' I created in the car to see who can remember the most slogans.
After a while, we got desperate.

me: um i know one more. Honda's slogan is Honda, as fast as a panda.
mum: huh? why not jaguar? panda is very slow!
me: that would be for the jaguar cars right?
mum: How about John little, Big sale for little people.
me: (silent) HAHAHA! that's quite funny.

we came home after visiting somebody's house.

mum: their house is very neat! only one room has all their junk. our house everywhere also messy!
me: at least we're consistent. umm, consistency is the way to success right!
mum: 0.0