Don't do that

Thought Process

Jack of all trades,
king of none

Information

Not very cool,
Not trying anymore

driving in the car.

pa: (saw the jewellery advert on bus) i'll buy you a diamond neckace.
me: (looks at mum) what for. why do woman like diamonds anyways? whats the phrase. diamonds are a girl's best friend?
pa: umm, diamonds are forever?
me: wah, diamonds are forever my head. they're just stones. isn't jade supposed to be the forever stone?
mum: um, jade is old fashioned la. not many people want to wear nowadays.
me: very old fashioned meh? i like leh. not like diamonds. so shiny. why girls like shiny things? in their hormones or something? urgh.
parents: err...

and i laughed so loud the entire bus stop turned to stare when pa told my mum that she looked pregnant in the dress. like "fat" wasn't enough. pregnant... oh well, depends on the months right? hahaha. i like sundays. except that dumby had to go back yesterday. hmm

pa taught me a new phrase
pencopet itu mencopet dompet saya.
haha try saying it. heehee. it's funny
and guess the meaning.
:D